The USS Co-Parenting is locked in a grueling scheduling battle with the USS Chaos.
Mission objective: agree on a simple drop-off time. Current status: critical failure.
Every proposed plan is met with counterarguments, delays, and the classic, “Oh, I forgot about yoga/soccer/a pet psychic appointment.” Meanwhile, I’m here juggling my startup, my son’s school, and enough calendar alerts to rival Starfleet Command.
The kid is watching this diplomatic meltdown, probably wondering how two adults can manage to complicate what he solved with his best friend over Roblox in five minutes.
Captain out. Rescheduling peace talks for...who am I kidding? Indefinitely.
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