The SS Startup is navigating treacherous waters in the galaxy of Entrepreneurship. Current mission: launch the platform, fix the bugs, manage the budget, and maintain my sanity, priority on the first three.
The crew is small but mighty (and often very sleepy). We’ve got the Engineer running on caffeine fumes, the Developer debugging code like they’re disarming a photon torpedo, and me, the Captain, trying to look calm while Googling, “How to survive your 37th Zoom meeting of the day.”
Morale is high thanks to yesterday’s victory: discovering why the homepage kept redirecting to a cat meme site. (Spoiler: the intern thought it was “funny.”) Supplies are low, mainly coffee, but we’re resourceful, instant ramen counts as a balanced meal, right?
Captain out. Plotting course to success, with a brief detour through the asteroid field of existential dread.
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